Date: Wednesday, 5/1/2005
Subject: Status of David Kerry
Dear Sir,
David Kerry has an AVG of .200 at AA Reseda Palms!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/1/2005
Subject: Status of Kelvin Rios
Dear Sir,
Kelvin Rios has an AVG of .238 at AA Reseda Palms!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/14/2005
Subject: Bill Mastrangelo learns new position
Bill Mastrangelo has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "D" right now.
Regards,
Mark Fortunato (Scouting Director)
Date: Wednesday, 5/29/2005
Subject: Gaspar Franco learns new position
Gaspar Franco has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Shortstop.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Mark Fortunato (Scouting Director)
Date: Friday, 5/31/2005
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Jerrell Morse
Date: Monday, 6/3/2005
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
James Luker
Date: Friday, 6/7/2005
Subject: Progress of Pedro Elizalde
Dear Sir,
Pedro Elizalde is doing pretty good at A Shasta Glissade!
He has an ERA of 3.86, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/10/2005
Subject: Joel Dejesus healing process
Joel Dejesus is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 6/11/2005
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Joel Dejesus
Date: Tuesday, 6/18/2005
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Jonathan Starner
Date: Tuesday, 6/18/2005
Subject: Progress of Edwin Tosh
Dear Sir,
Edwin Tosh has nothing more to prove at AA Reseda Palms!
He has an ERA of 3.86 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 6/21/2005
Subject: Jeffery Drewry learns new position
Jeffery Drewry has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Second Base.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Mark Fortunato (Scouting Director)
Date: Wednesday, 6/26/2005
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Bill Mayle
Date: Wednesday, 7/31/2005
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Elton Molina
Date: Saturday, 8/3/2005
Subject: Status of Joseph Malin
Dear Sir,
Joseph Malin has an AVG of .170 at AA Reseda Palms!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 8/3/2005
Subject: Status of Robert Lent
Dear Sir,
Robert Lent isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Reseda Palms!
He has an AVG of .226, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 8/5/2005
Subject: Joel Dejesus
Joel Dejesus is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 8/5/2005
Subject: Status of Kareem Fernandes
Dear Sir,
Kareem Fernandes shouldn't play at AA Reseda Palms!
He has an AVG of .231 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
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